Shanghai police released security footage of two burglars who had a plan to throw bricks through the window of a building. The first guy heaved his . . . but then he ran right into the path of the second guy as he threw his.
The brick hit him in the head and knocked him out cold. The video ends with his friend dragging him away.
(“Shanghai Police Releases Footage of Dumbest Burglars Ever.” It happens 21 seconds in.)