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LAST-MINUTE HATER'S GUIDE TO CANADA

by K. COOPER posted Feb 22 2014 1:30PM
LAST-MINUTE HATER'S GUIDE TO CANADA

If you're as dedicated as I am to not doing anything, you're surely spending this afternoon watching the United States square off against Canada in the Olympic ice hockey semifinals. CANADA! Those horse-mounting salmon eaters needed to bribe a fucking post yesterday just to beat our women's team. They are a grotesquely bland half-continent of people. It's as if you took Minnesota Nice and crafted the second largest country in the world out of it. Like one giant, empty Lowe's.

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