WTF!! PEOPLE ARE GETTING PYTHON MASSAGES IN THE PHILIPPINES? UMMM...OK.
by K. COOPER
posted May 28 2014 3:10PM
PEOPLE ARE GETTING PYTHON MASSAGES IN THE PHILIPPINES...YES, YOU JUST READ THAT.
Have we started trusting snakes now? Is this some kind of hipster massage move? Can’t imagine how a snake or any other animal could be better than a human at giving a massage. I think humans have pretty much perfected the art of the massage and they’re not about to be shown up by some giant Burmese python who quietly wants to squeeze you to death.